My belief

Many people ask me if am either catholic or christian i say i believe in a higher power. Then they proceed to say "is that higher power god and do you believe you will join him in heaven?" I tell them this *ahem* me cleaning my throat out. Well you see i believe that the higher power is in fact god and that he created earth, heaven, and hell. That he also created multiple of universes resembling earth, but nor earth. I also believe that he created evolution making the life  forms that began as protozoa's start from small beginning and work hard to come a higher life form. So i do not believe in creationism at all. Then they would go and tell me "how can you not believe that of Adam and Eve!?"  I then tell them that "Then how does a sperm and egg from you mommy and daddy make you? or did the magic stork that works under god bring you into this world?" " No, but.." "No what? so you will meet that you began form tiny beginnings in your dads sack?" "yesss?"  "ok then!" So that is my belief its pretty simple huh?